Mole-o-fascism
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
From Sadly No:
The fact is, conservatives have not said whether they are with us, or with the mole men. That makes them objectively pro-molonoid. Which is it conservatives, do you stand with freedom or with Mole-o-fascism?
You know, I think the Mole Man would be perfectly at home in the Discovery Institute, being a "scientist" that believes in the Hollow Earth theory. Isn't it strange how the ideology and rhetoric of the Mole Man and the Republican Party converges so closely? Why, if I didn't know better, I would say the Republican Party is sympathetic to the goals of Mole Man and his evil molonoid terrorists.
Republicans, you wouold do well to renounce the Mole Man and his aims and distance yourself from his crazed ideology, or face defeat at the ballot box.
It’s truly bizarre that in order to be considered “strong” in America, you have to have supported every war we’ve ever fought, no matter how disastrous, corrupt or bloody. The people who protested against the Vietnam war are still seen as dangerous parasites intent on weakening America’s moral fiber, despite the fact that history has proven them 100% right. I mean, if Ross Perot had been elected president in 1992 and had decided to wage war against the Mole People living in Hollow Earth, it would still be considered taboo for a politician to publicly denounce it. Weird, weird country we live in.
The fact is, conservatives have not said whether they are with us, or with the mole men. That makes them objectively pro-molonoid. Which is it conservatives, do you stand with freedom or with Mole-o-fascism?
You know, I think the Mole Man would be perfectly at home in the Discovery Institute, being a "scientist" that believes in the Hollow Earth theory. Isn't it strange how the ideology and rhetoric of the Mole Man and the Republican Party converges so closely? Why, if I didn't know better, I would say the Republican Party is sympathetic to the goals of Mole Man and his evil molonoid terrorists.
Republicans, you wouold do well to renounce the Mole Man and his aims and distance yourself from his crazed ideology, or face defeat at the ballot box.
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